"Eat, Sleep, Play Golf"
It's the quirky sign on the wall at our uncles house. He's got a nice fat pension from hauling dirt for the town for 30 years. The guy actually does just that, eat, sleep, and play golf. He still bowls too, but only when it's too cold to golf. Then there are the schmucks like us who actually work all day and only get on the course once or twice a week. Man if I could just get out more maybe I know I could get better, do a couple tournaments, go all tin cup. If I scrounged for a while I could go on a golf tour of America, I could walk onto the open! Oh wait, I'm writing a product description ... shit. Yeah, the BeerWedge, it's cool. Made from a real golf ball. Opens beer bottles. Buy one so I can go on this magnificent golf trip I was daydreaming about.
And now the cold heartless features of this magnificent product:
Random Business Advice: Never name your business after the first product you make. When you try to diversify after your first product has failed, or it's run its course you're pigeonholed into some kind of niche. There I just saved you a ton of fucking hassle if you ever start a business. Thank me later.
Oh and here's a video. Because if a photo is worth 1000 words a video has gotta be like a million right?: