I thought this golf logo looked cool so I'm putting it on The BeerWedge, 'nuff said. So ... the product, it's a bottle opener made from a real golf ball. The real deal. Official bottle opener of golf. Official in the sense that I decided to call it that because hey, who's gonna stop me, the golf police? I am a failed comedian who had to turn to bottle opener manufacturing to pay rent, please buy this bottle opener so I can go buy more beer and write it off as a business expense.
And now here's the text that I'm contractually obligated to insert into every listing:
A random thing that happen to me today: I almost ruined my toaster because I left a piece of cheese sitting on top if it while it toasted bread and the cheese melted all into the toaster. My solution was to create a smokey mess and scare my roommates by burning all the cheese off. I am not a smart man.
Now a video for your viewing pleasure produced by a woman named Sarah who works in photography for a guy with a cool beard: